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Anonymous asked: fuckin yass, woo ye intae mah scheme wae fuckin md an joints~


Answer:

Its a metaphor ;D

Hannibal:Eats people
Hannibal:It's a metaphor
Anonymous asked: heft want tae pump ye


Answer:

qt

Anonymous asked: take ye oan ah date tae mah cock


Answer:

o u

Anonymous asked: would you rather kiss someone or do something sexual with them? why?


Answer:

Kiss, hands down.
Most are at their most vulnerable when they kiss so (without sounding evil) You can learn a lot about someone from their kiss, how they feel either about you or (if you’re kissing someone casually, like a drunken kiss or something) how they’re feeling at that moment. You get to connect with someone and test each other without too much regret if it goes wrong..if ya catch me.
also anon? oOoOoOoOo

Anonymous asked: Ah I see. If you've not noticed by now I want to take you on a date ha.


Answer:

ohp

"You really care about this little club, huh?"

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via jon-snow)

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via virginity)

religiousmom:

*shits my pants* its a metaphor

(via religiousmom)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

jeanmarcoing:

things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • looser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

(Source: bluehige, via koalatea)

where-soul-meets-booty:

wwddd (what would danny devito do)

(via koalatea)

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